The first rule of TBPITWT is that you don’t take it seriously. The second probably something about coming up with a better acronym.
Haley’s comet comes around more often than a goal from the Brazilian who once upon a time had the forty seventh greatest mullet of all time. Before tonight it was 2316 days since he last found the net. In that time he’s managed to find the fountain of youth as well as a new position within the Liverpool set up. He’s also become something of a cult figure in the last couple of years. Even has his own catchphrase.
After his immaculate performance against Plymouth and the bullet header that saw the Reds go through to the next round of the FA Cup, we at The Beermat have decided to give Lucas Leiva the inaugural Best Player in The World title. For today. Don’t @ us.